The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug movie posters - Bard of Laketown - UK vs France.
UK: Wind factor 9, look at me with my bow, like all your British ancestors, 1066 and all that. I’m off for a pint down the pub now, laters!
France: Oh la la! look at me, I’m so handsome. I clutch my sword to my chest in such a manly fashion. I go drink some red wine now, red like your lips, so magnifiq! Tres Bon!